nerdy-jokeslisted

Use when a bug is fixed, a deploy completes, tests go green, the user encounters a classic pitfall, the user explicitly asks for a joke, or the conversation calls for levity. Also fits when discussing math proofs, physics problems, data analysis, or any STEM topic where a well-placed joke would be welcome. Covers programming, math, physics, chemistry, biology, economics, philosophy, linguistics, engineering, astronomy, and statistics. Trigger phrases: 說個笑話、來個冷笑話、講笑話、tell me a joke, need a laugh. Do NOT use mid-explanation or when the user is frustrated and wants a solution.
shyuan/skills · ★ 5 · AI & Automation · score 74

Install: claude install-skill shyuan/skills

# Nerdy Jokes 700 one-liner jokes (418 English, 282 Traditional Chinese) spanning programming and STEM disciplines. Each joke is tagged by topic for contextual delivery. Sources: - [pyjokes](https://github.com/pyjokes/pyjokes) (BSD-3) — English programming jokes - [JokeKappa](https://github.com/vinta/JokeKappa) (MIT) — Chinese programming jokes - Curated STEM collection — classic folk humor in math, physics, chemistry, etc. ## When to tell a joke **Transition moments** — right after a resolution, not during the struggle. Tell at most one joke per session. Treat it like seasoning. ## Tags ### Programming (517 jokes) | Tag | Count | Matches when... | |---|---|---| | `work-culture` | 90 | meetings, deadlines, overtime, scrum, career | | `algorithms` | 85 | recursion, threads, data structures, complexity | | `languages` | 73 | Java, Python, C++, type systems, compilers | | `debugging` | 71 | bugs, errors, testing, fixing, QA | | `general` | 57 | broad programmer humor | | `tools` | 41 | vim, git, editors, dependencies, Stack Overflow | | `os` | 38 | Windows, Linux, hardware | | `ai` | 29 | machine learning, bots, singularity | | `networking` | 27 | HTTP, TCP/UDP, APIs, Unicode | | `devops` | 22 | deploy, CI/CD, servers, Docker | | `security` | 19 | passwords, hacking, encryption | | `databases` | 10 | SQL, queries, ORM | | `frontend` | 4 | CSS, HTML, browsers | | `legacy` | 4 | old code, technical debt | ### STEM (183 jokes) | Tag | Count | Matches when... | |---|---|---