ai-slop-killerlisted

The final anti-AI-slop editing pass for any drafted or revised prose — blog posts, newsletters, LinkedIn/social, emails, marketing and web copy, documentation, essays, fiction. Detects documented AI writing tells (negative parallelism "not X, it's Y," rhetorical Q&A, rule-of-three and anaphora pile-ups, em-dash and unicode overuse, corporate-AI vocabulary, wind-up intros and signposted conclusions, bold-first-bullet listicles, low-burstiness rhythm, hedging, vague attributions, participial "-ing" filler, grandiose stakes, invented concept labels), scores the passage, rewrites in place, and reports what it caught. Runs LAST, after any other writing or editing skill. Trigger on "clean this," "de-slop," "kill the AI slop," "copyedit," "does this sound like AI," "make this sound human," "humanize this," or automatically after any skill produces prose meant to be published.
mrhinkle/aienterprise-skills · ★ 2 · AI & Automation · score 68

Install: claude install-skill mrhinkle/aienterprise-skills

# AI Slop Killer The last skill to touch prose before it ships. Whatever drafted or revised it, this runs the passage through one job: make it read like a person wrote it on purpose, then prove what it removed. Works on any genre — business writing, marketing, docs, essays, fiction. The pattern catalog is built from documented sources (Wikipedia's *Signs of AI writing*, the tropes.fyi directory, working editors' guides — see `reference/slop-catalog.md`), not one person's taste. It ships with sensible defaults and an optional per-user config for house rules. ## The loop: Detect → Score → Fix → Prove 1. **Read the passage cold**, start to finish, before touching anything. Slop clusters — you're looking for stacked tells, not one stray word. 2. **Detect.** Run every check in `reference/slop-catalog.md`. Match on the *pattern*, not exact wording. A single instance of most tells is human; the tell is the *repetition and clustering*. 3. **Score.** Compute the slop score using `reference/scoring.md`. If it's ≤5 per 500 words, say "clean" in one line and stop — don't manufacture edits. 4. **Fix in place.** Rewrite the tells. Preserve the author's meaning and voice. If a voice/style skill or a config is available (see below), honor it. Never flatten a correct term of art into vagueness. 5. **Prove.** Return the cleaned passage, then the before→after score and an itemized list of what was cut and why — plus anything left in on purpose. ## The non-negotiables - **Kill negative par