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# /bosskey: Status Update Generator Turn your recent git history into a standup script that sounds good without inviting follow-up questions. ## Steps ### 1. Identify the user Run `git config user.name` to get the current user's git identity. ### 2. Gather recent commits Collect the last 3 days of commits OR the last 10 commits (whichever set is larger), filtered to the user. ### 3. Review the actual changes For each commit, read the diff. Don't just rely on commit messages. Look at the code. ### 4. Synthesize a status update **Tone:** Confident but casual. "Catching up a coworker" not "presenting to the board." Vague enough that nobody asks follow-ups, specific enough to sound real. **Translation guide:** - Fixed a null pointer → "Hardened some edge cases in the data pipeline" - Added a CSS margin → "Polished the UX on a key workflow" - Refactored a function → "Cleaned up some tech debt in a core module" - Updated dependencies → "Took care of some security and stability stuff" - Wrote tests → "Added coverage on some critical paths" - Debugged for 4 hours, changed one line → "Tracked down a subtle bug and got it fixed" 3-6 bullet points max, plus one-liner for "what's next." No em dashes. Short sentences. Contractions are good. ### 5. Output format **Full version:** > Here's where I'm at: > - [bullet 1] > - [bullet 2] > - ... > Next up I'm [one liner]. **Hallway version:** > "Been heads down on [summary], making good progress."